Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Teacher Tuesday - That One Time I Got Called The Hulk Edition



I didn't set out to be a teacher and I certainly didn't think I was going to be spending all day every day with 100+ pre-teens.  But here I am and I can't imagine being anywhere else.  

Middle schoolers are weird and awkward and so much fun!  They're figuring it all out and experiencing some serious growing pains in the process.  They're impulsive and emotional and I absolutely adore how stuck in the "middle" they are.  They desperately want to be big, mature high schoolers... but then they stop by your room on the way to lunch to ask how long you think they should heat up their leftover spaghetti :)


My very first year I was 21 years old and monitoring the lunch room full of 12, 13 and 14 year olds.  I was sipping my tea and walking the aisles when all of a sudden I watched a 7th grade boy stand up, look around and then CHUNK an orange across the lunch room.  It hit a girl square in the eye and chaos ensued.  I pulled said 7th grader out into the hall and asked him WHY he threw the orange.  His response.... "I don't know".  I prompted a bit, "were you trying to be funny?  Impress a girl?  Was it a dare?  Did someone pay you to do it???" and again, he responded with, "I don't know".  It was in that moment that I realized that middle schoolers are a unique and impulsive bunch and that I was in for a fun ride.
 


I'm currently in my 11th year of teaching middle school and you'd think by now I would have heard it all.  But alas... I find myself amazed and in awe of the things coming out of students mouths on the daily :)

Middle Schoolers will say (pretty much) whatever is on their mind, typically it's in the middle of a lesson you're teaching, and very rarely do they think through what they're saying.

For example...

"Mrs. McAnally, if your baby is growing in your stomach isn't it being eaten by your stomach acid???"


Student: "Mrs. McAnally, you wouldn't get it... you're like middle aged" (insert me gasping here)
Me: "I assure you I am NOT middle aged."
Student: "Suuuuuuuure you're not (he said sarcastically)


When I was wearing a turquoise maxi dress and had my hair down and wavy... "Mrs. McAnally, you look JUST like a mermaid!!!"


Student: "I mean... math isn't going to be that important for me to know.  I'm JUST going to be a teacher."
Me:  "Thanks"


Student: "My cheek is bleeding"
Me: "Okay....."
Student: "What should I do about it?
Me: "What do you think you should do about it?"
Student: silence
Me: silence
Student: "I'll sit down now"


I had a student who asked me daily if he could remove his shoes.  Every day I said no.  Every day he asked.  #maybethistimeillsayyes 


Me after doing a FULL class period of test review: "Any questions???"
Student: "Do you think I'd look better as a brunette???"
Me: stunned silence


Me: "And f(x) = x is also called the parent, or mother function"
Students: Uncontrollable laughter


Student: "Mrs. McAnally!!! You look JUST like The Hulk today!!!"
Me: "I'm sorry... what?!?!?!"
Student: "The Hulk! You know... the green and the purple???"
Me: "Um... I do NOT look like the Hulk"
Fast forward a few hours.  I arrive home and...


I looked just like the hulk.

My bad.



I feel like teaching Middle School helps keep my "young" (I mean, I know what dabbing is and could quote several popular vine videos for you at any given moment), but they also make me feel old on the daily...

Me: "What do you mean you don't know who Chris Farley is???.... the SNL skit?  Black Sheep? Tommy Boy???
Middle Schooler: I think I've heard my dad talk about him.

While working on a word problem involving developing film from a camera...
Student: "I don't understand this word problem"
Me: "Well, let's look at it and figure out what it's asking"
Student: "No... I don't understand what film is"

Me: "Am I being Punk'd???"
Student: "What's Punk'd???"
Me: "You know... that show with Ashton Kutcher where they played jokes on people???"
Student: "Is he that guy from Shark Tank?"

Let's not even get started on how I can blow their minds talking about how I had to use REAL BOOKS to do research papers in high school, how we passed notes between classes because there wasn't any texting and how there was no such thing as selfies when I was their age. ;)




Middle Schoolers are also some of the most thoughtful and genuine people I've ever met.  If I'm absent because me or one of my kids are sick I can guarantee you I'll have emails from students checking on them.  If I seem "off" they're the first to notice and ask what's wrong (sometimes it's not the most tactful way of asking... "you look TIRED!!! are you okay???" hahaha) and they notice things like my favorite snacks and will think to bring me some!  Sweetest!!!   I've had students save their OWN money to buy me a gift card for Christmas to a store that they know I like and have had some of the kindest words spoken to me through notes written by students.


When someone asks me what grade I teach and I respond with Middle School I typically get a response like, "Oh my! There's a special place in Heaven for middle school teachers!" or "I don't know HOW you spend all day with middle school kids!" ;)  The truth is, that's exactly how I feel about elementary and high school teachers!  I think it just goes to show that there's a niche for everyone.  So, teachers... have you found your niche?  And what's a funny thing that a student has said to you or that you've found yourself saying to them?

Happy (teacher) Tuesday!

Oh! And if you have a minute, check out THIS article!  It's soooo funny and soooo true!!!

40 comments:

  1. I teach first grade and what you described about teaching middle schoolers is exactly how I feel...they're scary! I love my 6 year olds but there's nothing like getting sneezed on all day, listening to how there are dinosaurs in the woods outside of school, handing out band-aids to solve all of the world's problems, getting on my hands and knees to look for a tooth that fell out and got lost, holding hands, etc. It's like herding kittens but I wouldn't trade it for anything :)

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  2. Hahahaha! I had a student one time who was just on the cusp of needing tutoring so when I had my after school group her parents had her stay to work on math. Apparently they'd discussed why some kids might need to stay for tutoring. During our first session, I asked another girl a question and she responds with a super random answer. First girl leaned over to me and whispered, "I know why she's in here". :)

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  3. Oh my goodness, you always have THE BEST middle school stories! The hulk story cracked me up! And so did that first ecard ;)!

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  4. This was my favorite age - we had so much fun in class! Some of my favorite memories of teaching are of my middle school band. Have a great day!

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  5. Such a fun age to teach!
    XO
    http://stripesandsolitaires.com

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  6. I loved this post! I laughed out loud more than once (mother function)...😂

    Thank God for teachers like you who love their jobs and are so good at what they do!

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  7. I have taught Elementary school for seven years now. (Upper elementary) I like you think Primary teachers have a special heart that I don't possess in order to teach little ones. I also work in a very urban setting so I've heard a lot of interesting things!

    My favorite story is one day years ago, I was doing a read aloud and I had just gotten a sunburn and my skin was peeling. As I'm reading I feel a little finger running down my knee. I stop and look at my child and ask what he's doing. He says with a horrified look "You're skin is coming off!" And I replied with, "I know, I got a sunburn and now I'm peeling." He looks at me for a second with curious eyes then he goes "Ohhhhhhh so this is what happens when you get old, your skin starts peeling off!" (I was in my twenties at the time haha)

    I do think you have an amazing heart to teach middle schoolers. It really takes a special person! I love hearing about your teaching! Thanks for sharing and making me laugh! :)

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  8. What a sweet post. You are exactly where you need to be!!!! When I worked with the preschoolers with special needs, everybody was always so impressed, but there wasn't anywhere else I wanted to be.

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  9. Those kids will remember you for the rest of their lives.
    Keep up the good work!

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  10. You are such a great middle school teacher! I know those students are so blessed by you! Xoxo

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  11. I taught high school and LOVED it!! I had middle school classes occasionally and enjoyed that, but high school was where I was the most comfortable. I stay at home with my kids now but some days I really miss teaching.
    One time a student told me "I saw you in Wal-Mart with your friends and you were laughing. It seemed really strange." Me: "The laugh?" Him: "No, that you have a life outside of school."
    Another student "you must have a life besides being a teacher because you're engaged!"
    During my first year of teaching, I was often at school until 8 or 9 so I think I got a reputation... Haha.

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  12. No doubt you have been called to Middle School because for most of us, taking them to an island until they go to High School would be the way to go! : ) You are touching lives at a very important time frame for them and I am so thankful for you and other teachers like you who invest so much of themselves into these kids. I know the rewards outweigh the need for hazard pay most days. Keep it up, you matter! Thanks for sharing these insights into your classroom, I am amazed!

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  13. I just had to post today because I literally laughed out loud at the hulk picture! That's a good one! And as the mom of two middle schoolers . . . bless you! Great teachers make such a huge difference at that age! Have a great week!

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  14. I teach Kindergarten and I had 2 students (a boy and girl) ask if they could have a sleepover at my house! I told them I didn't even toys or an extra bed for them and they said that they would watch tv and sleep on my couch. 😂😂 Being a teacher is the most exhausting, rewarding, and fun job! I wouldn't want to be anything else!

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  15. Thank you for doing what you do and doing it so well! I am positive that when your students look back on their middle school years, time spent in your classroom will be a bright spot! Happy Tuesday, Andrea!

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  16. Thank you for kind words about Middle Schoolers! I have one and I think she is pretty amazing, but it is great to hear a teacher think so too! Middle school years can be the best time for building friendships, independence and self-worth, if given the right love and nurturing. My Mom is a retired teacher and I always say, you have the most important job!

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  17. You make me laugh with middle school comments!! I am living with a 6th grader so I get how weird, yet sweet they are!! Kudos to all teachers-you all deserve a BIG raise!!!

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  18. Could you please just do a posting of the funny things your kids have said. I am laughing so hard over here!! Loved it!!

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  19. Love this! I taught and coached 7th and 8th grade before having my little girl, and I absolutely want to go back one day. I miss those sweet, weird, awkward kiddos!

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  20. Thank you for being an amazing teacher!! I taught Sunday school for a year to middle schoolers and it taught ME that I wasn't cut out for being a teacher. I know it's not the same as regular school but it was hard for me. They put a stink bomb in my classroom once, I took that as the final message from God telling me that I wasn't cut out to be a teacher :) So thank you for all that you do and for sharing their funny sayings with us. Have a great day! :)

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  21. Thank you for teaching middle school. It's apparent that you love it and are absolutely amazing. ;)

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  22. I'm a Piano Teacher, so I teach all ages. You never know what a kid is going to say to you! One time I was explaining something to a student, and was really feeling like I was doing a great job of explaining it. I was having one of those moments like this is why I'm a Teacher, to show people the joy of music! I got done with my explanation, feeling pretty darn good about myself. My Student looks at me, tips her head to the left and says "Miss Charity?.... You have really small teeth!!"

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  23. Then there was the time a student needed to use the restroom in the middle of his lesson. I was sitting by the piano waiting for his return when I hear him singing "Let it go" from the Restroom.

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  24. Love this post! This made me laugh because just today I was talking about Saved by the Bell since its "nerd day" and some kids remind me of Screech! Some kids knew what I was talking about but others were clueless. Love my 8th graders!

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  25. I teach 7th/8th grade Language Arts - I'm with you! I love my middle schoolers!

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  26. I am in STITCHES reading this. And yes, I wonder every single day why anyone would want to teach that age group. It takes a special kind of person, and YOU my dear, are definitely one of them! XO

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  27. Love your stories/anecdotes!

    I teach k-5 elementary music in North Iowa. My favorite story was a kindergarten boy repeatedly telling me he liked my "boops." I was MORTIFIED, kept asking him "what do you like?" and he finally said "YOUR BOOPS! They're just like mine!" and pointed to his cowboy BOOTS!

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  28. I'm not a teacher, but I work with 6-12th grade students at my church and I 100% understand what you mean! They are so random and hyper but also so sweet and fun. I get the "oh I'm sorry!" when I say I'm going on a trip with teenagers and I have to remind people that I LOVE it and have an absolute blast with them. :)

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  29. I love how genuine this post is, and some of the stories actually made me lol. At least if you're ever in a crunch for a Halloween costume, you could just dress up as a mermaid or the hulk, haha! I have no doubt that your middle schoolers are lucky to have you in their classroom. :)

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  30. I taught middle school for six years and will again once my littles are in school. I loved it too and also feel that I was where I was meant to be. It makes all the difference for you and for the students, so great to hear you feel that way!

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  31. I can complete relate to this! I work with special needs children and people are always like how??? And I'm like it's easy and exactly what I want to do :) you develop a crazy love for the kids you never thought you could have! I never wanted kids of my own and now I have 5! One if which I adopted and had Down syndrome :)

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  32. I teach college freshmen now, but I've taught everything from kindergarten to middle school, and I genuinely love it all. One of my kindergarteners once told me I reminded her of Winnie the Pooh (thanks, kid). One time a college student raised his hand to read aloud his conclusion, as we were working on literary analysis papers. He cleared his throat and read, 'in conclusion, Hamlet had a buttload of thoughts." LOL. #Truth. Love your blog. Especially your book club posts. Really fun!

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  33. I teach kindergarten and my husband taught middle school. We always say there is no way we could swap jobs! I had to say to a little boy "please stop licking your friend's shoe" this week. :)

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  34. I wish you were my teacher growing up. You're passion is amazing. I love reading about your students and all the different activities. takes me back to the good ole days. ❤️❤️❤️

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  35. I teach high school and people always say the same thing to me. How do you do that? I love it but I would not enjoy teaching elementary at all. I love this post and your blog in general.

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  36. Teachers like you, are exactly what middle schoolers need! It is such a sensitive and hard time and it seems like you can relate/remember that time! :)

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  37. Hahahaha .... You made me laugh so hard!! I teach preschool. We had a visit from the police one day. He shook his head and said "I just don't know how you can work with little kids" .

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  38. I LOVED this post. I taught middle school for two years and high school (9th grade so it was close!) for one year before I had our oldest kid and stayed home seven years ago. I LOVED IT. They are crazy, CRAZY kids, but I loved that they were still not "too big" to need us. You're so right about it being the middle. They act all grown up and tough, but then they'll come by your room at lunch to talk just because. I loved to watch them trying to navigate their new, semi-independent world.

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  39. I substitute teach for middle and high school. Middle school is my favorite because kids are independent, but still want to talk to you. The only time I'm nervous is when taking roll. Names can be rather unique and difficult to pronounce and I hate mispronouncing someone's name. I also sub in Alt Ed on occasion (kids that cause issues in the regular school environment, so they are put in a separate building). The stories I heard made me want to cry...kids that aren't really bad, but growing up with no love or guidance. Thankful there are teachers like you who love their job and the kids they teach. It's most definitely not for the faint of heart.

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